@phelpsbj is actually Brian Phelps. Brian was born in London Ontario and grew up around Oxford County including stops in Thamesford (Home of Mark ‘The Machine’ Hominick), Zenda (home of the Garden Parties of the early 1900′s) and Norwich (home of… Yeah, Norwich doesn’t have much) drinking Hot Chocolate, wrestling bears, and sweating 13 months out of the year. He loved to play hockey, baseball and poker anytime he could. Upon graduating from elementary school, in a bold move, Brian enrolled in High school. After High school, surprisingly, he was selected first overall in the National Hockey League draft. Turning down the $2.3 million signing bonus, Brian instead went to work at the local convenience store where he invented the iPhone.
After working midnights at the convienence store, Brian took his talents to HP before ending up on the parts desk at a truck dealership. He also enjoyed much success on a local ‘Hit and Giggle’ team, where he puts up a .867 Batting averaging routinely turning doubles into singles. Brian has a wife, and 3 kids who all think he is mean for not letting them get a pool.
Brian has spent his entire adult life working. He has worked with people where he honed his ability to make them feel awkward. Brian’s special skills include, but are not limited to:
Master TV Watcher
Great Nap Taker
The Abillity to Putt farther then Drive on ocasion
chief statistician for the Lawn Bowling Association
I had one more, but was just told I no longer qualify…